luigl:

luigl:

started writing my essay

i didn’t spend an hour drawing this for 17 notes

jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

reiner—-braun:

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

image

in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

Do you look like Sasha Braus?

pukind:

I’m a terrible person, this is the other sketch from the exact same page as the last. 

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

wendys:

 

Outfit Of The Day– with a tasty accessory to match. Make your own New Salad Collection-inspired style for a chance to win $1,000 at http://Polyvore.com/Wendys

yeah because i wanna look like a fucking salad thanks but no thanks wendy’s

chocolateist:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

PLEASE